good bye for two months ………… I WILL MISS YOU TUMBLER
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
what do u mean this gift is not for me?
my heart is broken
The cat’s face when he’s slidding the present away.
(Source: briennneoftarth, via lordofthefangirls)
girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
girl/boy: *self harms*
everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
girl/boy: *has anxiety*
everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks
A Game of Kitties
(via Game of Thrones Characters as Cats Photos: Movies TV: GQ)
The Stannis one is mine - I couldn’t leave out the most important member of Team Dragonstone after all. ;)
everything about this show was so perfect
(Source: drake-ramoray, via achildofthefandoms)